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So what's up?

EQ - the Bigger Bastard than Gio










Note: Please refer to the "Silence of the Stewart" thread regarding the "Gio the Bastard" reference.

HI, EQ!

I gather this isn't you:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =439948008

Gio The Bastard is reading here as well...I'm everywhere, I'm The Gio, and I'm The Bastard...

[quote="TOWOS"]HI, EQ!

I gather this isn't you:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =439948008[/quote]

Oh dear Lord! I don't look THAT old, do I?

[quote="TheEqualizer"]So what's up?

EQ - the Bigger Bastard than Gio



Note: Please refer to the "Silence of the Stewart" thread regarding the "Gio the Bastard" reference.[/quote]


You don't think he's gonna fall for that old trick do ya, Rob??

Are you STEWART Erm...ya, there STEWART



(For the record, I was the one who called Gio a bastard. Said with amore, of course. He's a terrible tease!)

Now wait, what what what? EQ is actually STEWART?

I've sometimes wondered if he had a sockpuppet on here, but I've actually seen EQ and STEWART in the same room together....Of course, the next question is, do they both show up in mirrors...?

[quote="TheEqualizer"][quote="TOWOS"]HI, EQ!

I gather this isn't you:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =439948008[/quote]

Oh dear Lord! I don't look THAT old, do I?[/quote]

Lol, maybe in fifty years or so.

[quote="giovanni"]Gio The Bastard is reading here as well...I'm everywhere, I'm The Gio, and I'm The Bastard...[/quote]

THE ANSWER TO "YES, I AM...!"

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]Now wait, what what what? EQ is actually STEWART?

I've sometimes wondered if he had a sockpuppet on here, but I've actually seen EQ and STEWART in the same room together....Of course, the next question is, do they both show up in mirrors...?[/quote]

No no no. Gio just told us to say "hi" to Stewart. So being the obedient little lamb that I am, I made this post.

(checks a mirror)

Gio...try selling this 'bastard' persona to someone who will will buy it <grin> ...we all know you are the Warrior from the Planet Love!!! <3

Oh hai, Stewart!

[quote="giovanni"]I'm everywhere, I'm The Gio, and I'm The Bastard...[/quote]

I think that would look very good on a t-shirt.

[quote="smudge"][quote="giovanni"]I'm everywhere, I'm The Gio, and I'm The Bastard...[/quote]

I think that would look very good on a t-shirt. [/quote]

I'd buy that.

It's like a song lyric.

or album title...

I'm trying to think what would provoke the Stewartness to speak. Hmmmmmm. Think, think...think, think, think. (Hi STEWART)



Damn, all I can think of are lame ideas, like all of us mooning you in our avatars.




Damn. Just not enough beer in me yet to be able to think clearly. Hang in there, STEWART. I'll have to get back to you in a few more.


ETA: Okay, this might take a while. Mr. Chatchka just informed me that the keg just kicked, and on a freaking Tuesday night. Harrumph.

ETA Again: Okay, it isn't really a problem that it is Tuesday night when the keg kicked, much better than a Saturday. We have an extra keg in a fridge in the garage to that we NEVER have to be without cold beer on tap. It is just that swapping the keg out on a Tuesday night isn't that desireable at nearly 10 p.m. Thus, I'm being forced to switch to bottled beer, which is CLEARLY substandard. And, environmentally undesireable.

ETA AGAIN: This is it! I have it! STEWART, if you don't post, I will be forced to ramble on about our annoyingly detailed beer supply strategy Chez Casa Van Alsburg.

ETA Ad Nauseum: Seriously, STEWART. Don't force me to stray into boring stories about parenting. I have to keep that small talk going in my real life. Let's keep it about sex, drugs and, rock and roll around here. Don't make me do it. man. I'll tell the Disney World poop story. I will. NOW POST, DAMMIT, POST! CHRIST ON A BIKE, SAVE US ALL FROM THE DISNEY WORLD POOP STORY!!

*waves*

Hi, SC, did you go see Taylor last night? I found out about 10 minutes before he played. *harumph*

That makes Pete Thomas and Taylor whom I have missed in tiny venues moments away from me this week. I'm slipping....

*knows Gio is furthest thing from a bastard*

I believe that is truly irony.



Eq, I love ya buddy. But Stewart ya ain't (you send me more email).