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Reports from the Front - Orlando, 16 May 2008
Posted:
16 May 2008 23:46by DirtyMartini
This (rather e.e.cummings-esque) text just in from Chatchka, 7:44 pm EST:
So the taxi driver
called him albert
costello
So far
Something I don't knw
Then pump
Write the book
Something new
Great venue
Feels intimate
despite size
Just b
Posted:
16 May 2008 23:48by DirtyMartini
From Chatchka, 7:47 pm EST:
Bought crapload of merch
Shouldn't be allowed
whan dirnking
Want more
[Yes, I do believe Chatch has been dirnking a bit. Heh.]
Posted:
16 May 2008 23:53by animal
[quote="DirtyMartini"]From Chatchka, 7:47 pm EST:
Bought crapload of merch
Shouldn't be allowed
whan dirnking
Want more
[Yes, I do believe Chatch has been dirnking a bit. Heh.][/quote]
This could be the funniest report ever, trying to translate drunk texts.
Posted:
16 May 2008 23:58by empty
txt #1 there is a lot of drinking going on
Followed by:
Slur shtewart
Followed by:
Elvis kicking ass
love new material
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:00by nancyrose
I love it!! Sounds like we are off to the races!!
I'm gonna have to pour myself a dirnk and toast that gril!!
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:00by mrs.adams
flag Minnon report...
E is ready with the flag-great shirt, shoes & family!
Mrs. Adams has pens, extra plastic bags shoved in purse & is ready to receive...
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:01by DirtyMartini
[quote="empty"]txt #1 there is a lot of drinking going on[/quote]
Haha. Drunken texts in tandem.
In Chatchka's defense -- or perhaps the opposite -- when we were chatting a few minutes before she went to her seat, she and Mr. Chatchka had just been handed beers that she described as being "as big as pitchers."
ETA: Yay, mrs.adams! Thank you for checking in!
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:02by IndyGirl
I like these up to the minute text messages.
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:12by DirtyMartini
From Chatchka, 8:13 pm:
Sting out for aloson
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:13by mrs.adams
Allison
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:14by DirtyMartini
Chatchka, 8:13 pm:
Same fucking la$e shiert as ny prwss conf
[Uh, anyone? I got nothin'.]
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:16by DirtyMartini
Chatchka, 8:14 pm:
Good harmnoy long and strong
Chatchka, 8:16:
Voice strong
Bodes well for
tojurzilla
No spell check
Domnt give a fuck
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.]
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:17by sockii
Drunk texts are the best.
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:18by nancyrose
[quote="DirtyMartini"]Chatchka, 8:13 pm:
Same fucking la$e shiert as ny prwss conf
[Uh, anyone? I got nothin'.][/quote]
I'm guessing Sting's wearing the blue shirt????
Posted:
17 May 2008 00:20by policefan
[quote="nancyrose] I'm guessing Sting's wearing the blue shirt????[/quote]
Is he wearing that fugly hat too?
