Thank you for not having a chance in hell of spotting the Flag in Hamburg, Stewart. (Come on -- it's part of the routine.)
Finishing off the week in Amsterdam, Anne-Jelmer, Maud138, Grace, Giovanni, Divemistress, SamburuSunset, GinaSuperCat, Dietmar, Lydia, thingfisher, Peterlien, AnyOther -- let's just call it A Shitload of Copelanders will be in attendance screaming their legally baked brains off in your honor.
As for spotting the Flag, you won't even need a map, Stewart, as we are about to embark on a stretch of shows in which we have No Fucking Clue where the Flag will be. Thus,
Amsterdam show #1 (THURSDAY)
Either the super-heroic GinaSuperCat or the dare-deviling Dietmar will have the Flag *somewhere* in the roaring sea of people on the pitch. (You'll be able to tell GSC and D apart by the amount of hair on their heads.)
Amsterdam show #2 (FRIDAY)
GinaSuperCat will again have the Flag *somewhere* in the roaring sea of people on the pitch. (She will still be a super hero. She will still have much hair.)
So sharpen those elbows, strap on those hobnail boots, and be careful out there, all you General Admission soldiers of Copelandia.
And Stewart, know that your loyal minions will be doing anything that they can -- legal or otherwise -- to help you feel the Atomic Green Flag Love. But remember that even if you can't see the Flag, the Flag can see you, so be sure to smile real pretty.
Have great shows this week, and
KICK AMSTERDAM'S ASS, STEWART!!!
[Bumpty-bumpty-bump please, boys and girls. Thank you.]