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DirtyMartini's Dirty Secret

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:31
by smudge
Well not really. But this is the kind of nonsense that DM has had to deal with behind the scenes.

Someone (me) volunteers to be a flag mule in the UK. GREAT! thinks DM, I was worried about the postal arrangements for that leg. Chaos ensues, because muggins here didn't just mail DM, but posted here, so managed to confuse everyone who already had it covered (sorry Kimmy and Dietmar). DM spends two days trying to sort out who is doing what, only for me to pull out due to work crap. (And frankly although I didn't know work crap would intervene, I should have bloody well checked thoroughly before hand)

So I mail DM to confess, and apologise. And instead of the message I would have sent ('you stooopid, stooopid, irritating person - don't volunteer until you've got EVERYTHING sorted out'), I get a lovely 'don't worry about it - thanks so much for trying' message.

So the dirty secret. DM, for all her role as flag conduct enforcer and logistics expert, and stern postings to check email NOW!, is incredibly tolerant of disorganised idiots who make her life harder than it should be.

And there should be some sort of medal for that. Because I'm sure I'm not the only one....I HOPE I'm not the only one.....

(You said no 'Mea Culpa' DM. Is this ok? :? )

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:34
by TheEqualizer
Damn. I was hoping to learn that DM had a Neil Peart poster above her bed.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:36
by Tamadude
It's no secret.

We know she rocks!!


8)

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:36
by BongoBoy
lets make DM a FLAG ! we could ship it out to every....Nah...it's too much work.

heh,heh just kiddin, She does awesome work, and if ya gots to, ya kick ass and take names!, dats how ya get things done. (Hey I'm talkin like "Barretta" remember that TV show ?)

Thanks DM.
BB.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:37
by kimmy
Smudge......

You tried to help.... It didn't work out (AND not your fault youre poopy work!!!)

Don't feel bad!

It's all sorted out.... I get a whistle stop trip to Manchester (shops to die for!!!!)
And Dietmar is just carrying on with his plans!!!

AND!!!

The flag gets to go to both Manchester concerts EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!

And everything's fine!!!

We're cool on the net!!

Kimmy

:wink:

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:37
by AZPEARTPORTNOY
She's a class act. Even if she doesn't care for poor ol N.P. :wink:

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:39
by Rusty James
[quote="TheEqualizer"]Damn. I was hoping to learn that DM had a Neil Peart poster above her bed.[/quote]

She does...right beside the Phil Collins poster :D

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:40
by smudge
Yay Kimmy! That's great! Shop like a demon!!

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:41
by AZPEARTPORTNOY
[quote="TheEqualizer"]Damn. I was hoping to learn that DM had a Neil Peart poster above her bed.[/quote]




Damn it, I was hoping to be the first one to make an N.P. joke. Nice going eq.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:41
by smudge
Oh god. This is going to turn into a drummers DM loves to hate thread, isn't it...

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:42
by BongoBoy
actually, my bet would be she has a big poster of the world above her bed, published by UPS....with all the routes.

then again, she probably has it memorized.


either that or a poster of a vintage 1946 Vespa.
heh,heh.
BB.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 20:48
by AZPEARTPORTNOY
[quote="smudge"]Oh god. This is going to turn into a drummers DM loves to hate thread, isn't it...[/quote]


She knows we love her. I mean I do, wait I mean..... dive, dive, dive.... (no not you divemistress). Over, done, finished, gone, out, see ya.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 21:01
by Kalypso
And if the Flag does not make it we will condemn DM to listen to the Intro to YYZ 28 times! WIth headphones.

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 21:17
by jeffdaweasel
[quote="Kalypso"]And if the Flag does not make it we will condemn DM to listen to the Intro to YYZ 28 times! WIth headphones.[/quote]

Ding-da-ding ding ding-da-ding ding ding ding, da-da-ding-da-ding ding ding-da-ding ding ding ding, da-da-BLAH-da-BLAH BLAH BLAH-da-BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, da-da-BLAH-da-BLAH BLAH BLAH-da-BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, da-da...

:lol:

PostPosted: 22 Aug 2007 21:20
by smudge
Oh God....I'm calling Amnesty right now...