Hello.
You have reached the StewartCopeland.net Police Reunion Tour 2007 Holy Crapitude Hotline.
Due to the volume of calls in recent months, we regret that we cannot answer each call individually. But remember that you are not alone and please listen to the following advice:
1. Breathe.
2. Understand the reality that all three original members of The Police are in fact playing a concert tour together.
3. Understand the reality that you are indeed going to witness the phenomenon of said three original members of The Police playing. Onstage. Together. At the same time.
4. Continue breathing.
5. Confirm the date and location of the appropriate Police Reunion Tour performance as indicated on your ticket.
6. If there is time, practice the route that you will be traveling to said venue in order to avoid last-minute difficulties.
7. In order to avoid discomfort or the risk of missing a moment of the Police Reunion Tour performance, limit your intake of all food and beverages for at least 12 hours before said performance is scheduled to begin.
8. Remember to confirm that the date and venue on your ticket matches the calendar date and venue to which you plan to travel, and store your Police Reunion Tour 2007 tickets somewhere secure on your person before leaving for the venue. Keep these tickets secure on your person at all times.
9. Keep breathing.
10. Enjoy every moment.
If you have already witnessed The Police Reunion Tour 2007 live in concert and are experiencing symptoms of withdrawal such as shaking, nausea, spontaneous outbursts of crying or profanity, hallucinations, difficulty breathing, and/or the feeling of a hollow pit or aching pain in your stomach or chest that gradually but continually increases in size, please visit
https://tickets.thepolice.com/ and follow the instructions for acquiring tickets to future Police Reunion 2007 concert dates.
Thank you for calling the StewartCopeland.net Police Reunion Tour 2007 Holy Crapitude Hotline. Remember that you are not alone. Goodbye.