STEWART COPELAND

I think it might be fun, since there are so many good pics, to do something with all of those 1st row Toronto pics. I was looking at one of them and told a co-worker what I thought would be a good caption for it. Even though mine isn't particularly funny, I think it would be interesting if people started coming up with their own for various pics:

Original link to all pics - http://www.pbase.com/oshea/the_police_toronto


Sting: Hey ... you keep THIS up and I might ask ya to join my band!

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82799309[/i]

Alright, I'm bored and if people don't start posting some clever captions, I'm going to start posting more of my own idiotic creations. Trust me - you don't want that! But i WILL follow through - I promise you that


Sting: (drunken german voice) Remember za time we walked out of zat club in Cologne and saw 2 peanuts? One assaulted peanut ...

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82798072

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82798059

The Following is an intercepted cell phone conversation, taking place on Andy's headset:

Andy: Look at my shoes! Do you call them pink, Miles? No, I would call them black. How much more black could they get?

Miles: None more black?

Andy: That is correct. Now, fuck off and make sure there are some fucking pink shoes in Montreal.

Miles: Geez, when did Andy get so diva? We already have one of THOSE in this band, thank you very much.

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82798166/large

Caption #1

Stewart Ascends into heaven. (C'mon, we all knew it would happen eventually.)

Caption #2

Stewart: Why is there a giant roll of film growing out of my head?

I like the shoes one especially, Jen:


http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82798040

Sting: U think I'm JUST right-handed? Watch me play this bitch with my left elbow, Sally !

I like your idea. I'm just going to need a beer (or two) before I'm in a proper captioning frame of mind.

I gave you over 10 hours Vixen! How long does it take to drink one beer? Damn ...i thought i was a slow drinker



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Andy: Hmmm ...how do i get that girl in the tenth row to see my woody?

[quote="mknight"]I gave you over 10 hours Vixen! How long does it take to drink one beer? Damn ...i thought i was a slow drinker
[/quote]

It doesn't take me 10 hours to drink a beer. Unless it's an enourmous beer. It takes me 10 hours to read all the posts on this forum!

It was sort of inevitable:

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[quote="mknight"]I gave you over 10 hours Vixen! How long does it take to drink one beer? Damn ...i thought i was a slow drinker



http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82798069

Andy: Hmmm ...how do i get that girl in the tenth row to see my woody?[/quote]

You put your left leg in, your left leg out!!

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82799272

Andy! GIT OFF ME FOOKIN'FOOT AND DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82799323

STEW:
DUDES! I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY KLARK KENT LASER EYES AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!!!!
STING:
IT'S THE GLARE FROM DAT FOOKIN'FLAG OF YOHHHS....
ANDY:
NAH, IT'S STING WHO RADIATES ENVY....

http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82799323


Stew=the Incredible Hulk

Stew: Sting, you're inability to remember the lyrics to King of Pain is making me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Ha! No need to be embarassed in this post, Kal ... I thought the last one was pretty good


http://www.pbase.com/oshea/image/82799272

" ... and who knew that Sting wears holy t-shirts "