STEWART COPELAND

ok, I am at work tonight and we go on our first break. I go to the cashier for a snickers candy bar and a coke. Well, I wander thru the store and come across some of my friends and we start to chat. I tear open my snickers and start eating it. Then at that moment after 3 bites, another friend walks up saying I wish I had money for a snickers I would kill for one. Being sweet, I set down my snickers on top of a cardboard box and reach in my pocket for some change for him. All of a sudden, [i]I am staring at my snickers and have this look of horror on my face and this horrid shreek comes from me. Oh my freaking god, jesus this thing is green. Oh nasty...I start to gag and run to the bathroom about to lose it screaming thinking that I have eaten [/i][b] a moldy freaking snickers bar.[/b] I throw the partially eaten candy bar at my cashier Roxanne and she throws it back at me screaming I dont want that eww gross. Somehow it ends up back on the cardboard box where all this started. [u]My friend who would kill for the snickers bar to begin with looks at it and the wrapper and grabs it and eats it disgusting everyone else around. [/u]I am still in the bathroom meanwhile.

In comes my friend, Shannon, you know its ok, its a Shrek candy bar, its not moldy...see and shows me the wrapper. Its supposed to be green inside. So wrong.
It tasted fine, and just knowing peanuts and chocolate are not supposed to be green...just the thought...NASTY.

I feel like a complete moron now. But it was a good laugh. Thought I would share.

that is so funny ! thanks for sharing-gave me a good laugh!

it was a Krypton Snickers !


HA !

Glad it wasn't really....y'know....ugh...moldy.



BongoGrossOuto !

that is so sick... colored food. what they won't do for promotion these days! very funny though!

I do not like them on a cardboard box.
I do not like them near my tube socks.
I do not like green Snickers bars.
I do not like them Sam-I-am!

Sorry for the Green Eggs and ham flashback I couldn't help it.

I'm glad it wasn't really a moldy candy bar - gross!

I loved the green eggs and ham reference...that is too funny. I am on the freaking floor laughing my ass off...someone hand me a tube sock to wipe my eyes with already. Sending out an SOS breathe already...I need an oxygen tank for gods sake....

too much. Glad I made you guys laugh. Thats what friends are for right.

Oh man, now that's GROSSS!!! Who comes up with these promotional ideas ~ I mean, GREEN? Small wonder you were about to lose your cookies over that. YUCK!!

I think Snicker's bars owes you a drink

I dunno if they're still doing it, but I remember when they came out with green & blue ketchup recently.....so....not.....right. Ketchup, or catsup, is supposed to be RED for fuck's sake!!

You have GOT to be kidding, right?? Where did they get the blue and green tomatoes??