Is sockii considered an "old fart" yet?

[vespapod]

This is the agonizing question of the day. Since she was born shortly after Apollo 11...what do we consider her?
I know I am an old fart but is she?....hmmmm. She does have more gray hair than me...hmmmm. I remember commodore 64 computers and Atari pong....sockii is addicted to Apple....hmmmm. I can handle two to three tasks at one time....she cant...hmmm...

Opinions anyone???

[TheEqualizer]

No way. If she is, so am I, so NO. FUCKING. WAY.



By the way, Mrs. EQ had no idea what an Apple IIe was. That made me feel like a real old fart.

[sockii]

I certainly feel like one at the moment.

(and cheers everyone, will respond to each of you later...)

[zilboy]

My wife is Sockii's age. If I called her an old fart, I would not be around to write this. Watch your back, Vespa

[moonstone]

Slap 'im Sockii

I would!

[Chatchka]

No one that can rock tube socks like Sockii could possibly be considered an old fart. Simply impossible.

[conroy]

I hope neither sockii nor vespapod are old because that would make me old since I'm in between them age-wise!!!!!! As they say, you're only as old as you feel and none of the nutters I've been around seem old at all!!!!!

[visions]

What am I then!!!!!

No way is this cool chick OLD anything

[TOWOS]

Your age is the age in your mind. You can be an old 18 year old or a young 60 year old.
Everything is relative and experience only becomes more valuable with time.

[ltwoman]

No fart is old. Vespa, this sounds like a topic for Medical Trivia. How long does a fart survive outside of the body?

On the subject of Sockii-- inhaling and exhaling is always preferred. Happy Day!

[vespapod]

well a fart is mostly methane gas so I think we need a chemE to answer this question...call out of sockii!!