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Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 00:35
by smax
some of the suggestions on another thread have been too funny. it deserves more room and its own thread and i'm feeling mischievous, so here goes.

"Reggatta De Wank"

"Englishman In Poo Tour"

"Fields Of Old"

"Every Little String They Play Is Tragic"

"...Nothing Like The Song"

"Demolition Man" (that one's fine already)

"True Shits Everybody"

"Every Grave Mistake"

"Poor Toss Around Your 'Art"

"All Piss Time"

"Ten Sumners Fails"

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 00:46
by Police Boy
How about:

Mold in the Poutine
Compleate Bullshit
Don't Sing So Close To Me
Reggatta de Blanks
Bombs To Play
Oh My God, Bring on the Lute

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 00:54
by Bry
smax wrote:"Demolition Man" (that one's fine already)


So is "King of Pain"

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 02:05
by sockii
"Reggatta De Wank" is kind of hard to erm, beat. :oops:

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 03:32
by Chatchka
Couldn't he just recycle "Broken Music."




(snort, recycle :mrgreen: )

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 06:13
by Dietmar
don't have funny record name, because I think the topic isn't funny
it's a trainwreck
and the sad thing is that some actually stil like what he's doing

sometimes the German language actually is nice
there are some very imaginative combinations of words

what I feel now is: "fremdschämen"

it means "to be ashamed for others"

but that's probably from Peru originally

wait, did anyone already mention "Bring On The Shite" ?

Dietmar

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 07:18
by Divemistress of the Dark
:lol:

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 10:48
by ltwoman
Too early in the morning for this thread.

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PostPosted: 15 May 2010 11:01
by smax
[quote="Dietmar"] wait, did anyone already mention "Bring On The Shite" ?
[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 15 May 2010 13:55
by luddite lady
Sting should name all his recent efforts "Nothing Achieving".

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 15:55
by Tamadude
Silly thread, yes. But still good for a chuckle or two!

sockii wrote:"Reggatta De Wank" is kind of hard to erm, beat. :oops:


Great record.

"Wanking on the Moon" is a favourite.

:lol:

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PostPosted: 15 May 2010 17:17
by dontboxmein
I just got three, Symphosuckiny, If On A Washed Up Night, and Sacred Turd.

In my opinion the worst of his solo efforts...Drum machines and Kipper yea!!!!...forget Vinnie and Manu...let's program drum loops...uggggghhhh!!!!!!

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PostPosted: 15 May 2010 18:18
by plutonic
Dietmar wrote:don't have funny record name, because I think the topic isn't funny
it's a trainwreck
and the sad thing is that some actually stil like what he's doing

sometimes the German language actually is nice
there are some very imaginative combinations of words

what I feel now is: "fremdschämen"

it means "to be ashamed for others"

but that's probably from Peru originally

wait, did anyone already mention "Bring On The Shite" ?

Dietmar


Dietmar,
Was du gesagen hast?
Sehr toll!!!
Fantastisch!
Danke sehr.

Bring on The Shite!
I can't WAIT to make T Shirts.

Thanks D,

dc

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 18:44
by 3rdbeatchick
I only have a few...... "Hole In My Head " because that's what I want to do when I hear this crap !

"Murder By Strings"

"How Stupid Mr. Stingo"

"Regatta De Blah"

"Does Everyone Suck The Way I Do "

It gives "Driven To Tears" a whole new meaning.... It's bad enough that he is butchering the classics but what really blows me away is the people posting all over FB about how GOOD this stuff is !!! GOOD !!! It sucks ass people !! I'm convinced now that if Sting pissed in a jar and sold it, some brain washed, lame-asses would buy it. Sad really...

Re: Symphonicity: let's have fun with alternate names.

PostPosted: 15 May 2010 23:58
by English-lion
3rdbeatchick wrote: It's bad enough that he is butchering the classics but what really blows me away is the people posting all over FB about how GOOD this stuff is !!! GOOD !!! It sucks ass people !! I'm convinced now that if Sting pissed in a jar and sold it, some brain washed, lame-asses would buy it. Sad really...


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People have different taste's that's all 8)