Waaaaaaay OT: Textsfromlastnight.com
Posted: 05 May 2009 16:52Hmmmm. Somehow I'm reminded of a few I've personally received from a couple of suspects around here...
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
These are great!
Some of my favs:
(917): I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
(1-917): We've been saying that since '98
(410): apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
(203): The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
(804): You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
(1-804): If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
(248): No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
(310) So how was last night?
(1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil
(310) Huh?
(1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure
Woooo! I could keep going all day!
