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Postby dafttart on 05 Sep 2008 08:41

At this juncture I would like to add my favourite trio of fag, bum and fanny to the pot :D

I know they don't make ones tongue tickle with excitement when you say them but their different meanings on either side of the Atlantic never cease to amuse me
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Postby Madgrad on 05 Sep 2008 10:55

Bubbler.


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Postby English-lion on 05 Sep 2008 13:05

Now Stingo's Nutters and Andykins gather round for today's word:

Bollocks

Noun, pl
the testicles
Noun
nonsense; rubbish


Being a girl born in England I knew what bollucks meant But my choir teacher in high school did not :!: She had found a "CLASSICAL" song with the chorus Of
"Bollocks will pay Bollocks will pay "

sung in beautiful harmony by just the girls. It was interrupted by a snickering teenager each and every time we practiced it. The teacher ignored me and was determined to have us sing this in public maybe win awards in the highbrow competitions :? :shock: I could just image my parents sitting in on that :shock: My friends asked What's with the snickering and the laughing I just blurted out "It means balls"

We never sang that song again


Tomorrows word:
Rubbish Rub ish
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Postby animal on 05 Sep 2008 14:07

Rubber :lol: :lol:

English - Substance excellently adapted to the purpose of wiping from paper the mark of black lead pencil. (i.e eraser)

American - Condom

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Postby TOWOS on 05 Sep 2008 16:07

[quote="animal"]Rubber :lol: :lol:

English - Substance excellently adapted to the purpose of wiping from paper the mark of black lead pencil. (i.e eraser)

American - Condom

:lol:[/quote]

Wasn't it the "raincoat" mentioned in Contact as well??? :lol: :lol:
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Postby animal on 05 Sep 2008 16:16

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="animal"]Rubber :lol: :lol:

English - Substance excellently adapted to the purpose of wiping from paper the mark of black lead pencil. (i.e eraser)

American - Condom

:lol:[/quote]

Wasn't it the "raincoat" mentioned in Contact as well??? :lol: :lol:[/quote]

I'm not going there..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ

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Postby Lynne on 05 Sep 2008 16:18

Jab.

American: a quick thrust or blow, often referring to boxing.

British: a vaccine/shot.

Knocked up.

American: inadvertently impregnated.

British: came by and rang the doorbell for a visit.

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Postby Schmaffy on 05 Sep 2008 16:48

"To bum a fag."

British: to borrow a cigarette
American: not even going there!!

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Postby TOWOS on 05 Sep 2008 16:53

[quote="Schmaffy"]"To bum a fag."

British: to borrow a cigarette
American: not even going there!!

:lol: :lol:[/quote]

Fag is used in Britain too. I guarantee it.

When I moved here, my English was totally UK, so when I said "where's my jumper and my trainers?" or "let's walk on the platform" Mr T. looked at me weird. :lol: :lol: :lol: (you mean sidewaaak?)

Also I used "Don't be daft!" a lot. Now I say "Don't be a moron!".

"Brilliant!" and "Terrific!" were substituted by "WOW!" and "Awesome!"
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Postby smudge on 05 Sep 2008 20:50

[quote="Schmaffy"]"To bum a fag."

British: to borrow a cigarette
American: not even going there!!

:lol: :lol:[/quote]

It isn't 'borrowing' as such. It isn't like you're going to give it back. More - well - 'bumming'. A useful verb.
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Postby policerule on 05 Sep 2008 22:18

[quote="smudge"][quote="Schmaffy"]"To bum a fag."

British: to borrow a cigarette
American: not even going there!!

:lol: :lol:[/quote]

It isn't 'borrowing' as such. It isn't like you're going to give it back. More - well - 'bumming'. A useful verb.[/quote]



I've always wanted to call my smokes "fags". It just wouldn't work out I don't think.

Fag in American is "poof" in British, yes?
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Postby smudge on 05 Sep 2008 22:31

[quote="policerule"]


I've always wanted to call my smokes "fags". It just wouldn't work out I don't think.

Fag in American is "poof" in British, yes?[/quote]

There were a depressing number of pejorative terms for a gay man in British english, but so many of them have been reclaimed as descriptive rather than offensive that they have to be proceeded with an expletive to be offensive. I guess that is something to be happy about. Ish.
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Postby smax on 06 Sep 2008 00:55

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Postby luddite lady on 06 Sep 2008 01:08

I find that a car park sounds so much more scenic than a parking lot.

I had a friend from Britain who thought that a laundromat was a special absorbant carpet that one would spread a handwash on to let it air dry.
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Postby sixteenlaps on 06 Feb 2009 03:21

This thread needs to come back to the front page !
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