STEWART COPELAND

by **jeffdaweasel** on 04 Jul 2007 17:23

[quote="caligula"]>>>Ok, anal sex with nubile platypuses is one thing butt I draw the line at necrophelia :shock:

<<<[/quote]

Did I say they were alive?

by **Duke** on 04 Jul 2007 17:24

Bush is a godamn moron. He's even too stupid to be a crook. Just a beady eyed steaming pile of crap who is about as smart as a damn door knob.

I'm not a Dem or a Republican. I think the whole system is fucked. Basically we have two parties whose one goal and objective is to make the other party look bad at the expense of the american people. I think the whole political system in the us is fucked beyond repair and needs to be reformatted and reloaded. I mean what a fuckin' joke. We would be better if we had a two party system based on Nerds and Jocks.

Call me crazy but I'm all for Nukes and I'm rooting for the bird flu. I think the whole world is due an extreme makeover and something along the line of Stephen King's The Stand will be the only cure. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the local mall with all the doors blocked and I'll be hording gas cause if there's one f'n thing I learned from Mad Max is that when this shitacular world we live in finally implodes - gas will be the only currency.

by **jeffdaweasel** on 04 Jul 2007 17:30

But how do you really feel? :lol:

by **GinaSuperCat** on 04 Jul 2007 17:32

Duke, I'm rolling on the floor at this point. Have you ever read Hunter S Thomson's letter that he used to send to debt collectors, it's in Proud Highway (vol. 1?)...this is *almost* that funny...<grin>

by **Duke** on 04 Jul 2007 17:34

Haven't read that but I do know that the Kentucky derby is filthy and depraved

by **phaty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:38

[quote="Duke"]Bush is a godamn moron. He's even too stupid to be a crook. Just a beady eyed steaming pile of crap who is about as smart as a damn door knob.

I'm not a Dem or a Republican. I think the whole system is fucked. Basically we have two parties whose one goal and objective is to make the other party look bad at the expense of the american people. I think the whole political system in the us is fucked beyond repair and needs to be reformatted and reloaded. I mean what a fuckin' joke. We would be better if we had a two party system based on Nerds and Jocks.

Call me crazy but I'm all for Nukes and I'm rooting for the bird flu. I think the whole world is due an extreme makeover and something along the line of Stephen King's The Stand will be the only cure. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the local mall with all the doors blocked and I'll be hording gas cause if there's one f'n thing I learned from Mad Max is that when this shitacular world we live in finally implodes - gas will be the only currency.[/quote]

Okay so NOW I do want to have sex with you ... err ... maybe ... !

by **empty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:40

Yes, seriously, you guys crack me up.
I think Duke's post is so hilarious and Hunteresque because he's runnin on like an hours sleep or something post St Louis!

Dive, I seriously need to figure out a show we collide at because I think you are so damn cool@! You've got a way with words tube sock sista!

And Phaty, I really liked the way you specified separating the person from the office.

I fluctuate between thinking Bush is evil and too stupid to be evil. That doesn't make me any less an American.

by **empty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:41

ahhhhhhhhh, and weasel? Offers?
in your rock star dreams baby :lol:

by **Duke** on 04 Jul 2007 17:42

Okay so NOW I do want to have sex with you ... err ... maybe ... !<<

:shock:

ok on that note, i'm going to the house and I'm going to bed. Or maybe I'll put on all of my police shit and wail on my bass for a couple of hours.

'night all.

by **English-lion** on 04 Jul 2007 17:46

Duke for President
Phaty for Vice President

AZPEARTPORTNOY for ministry of defense

jeffdaweasel public affairs

by **phaty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:47

[quote="mtobinjones"]
I fluctuate between thinking Bush is evil and too stupid to be evil. That doesn't make me any less an American.[/quote]

And it doesnt make the rest of the world hate or love your country more or less! Okay when Clinton was in office the US was cool ... I mean in those eight years the only ugly thing we had to witness was the fat chick he inspected with a cigar ... ! Made him a rockstar in my country ...

by **phaty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:52

[quote="English-lion"]Duke for President
Phaty for Vice President [/quote]

GinaSuperCat for White House Intern!

by **jeffdaweasel** on 04 Jul 2007 17:54

[quote="English-lion"]>>>Duke for President
Phaty for Vice President

AZPEARTPORTNOY for ministry of defense

jeffdaweasel public affairs<<<[/quote]

Nice ticket! I'll run with that party. I don't think Phaty meets the residential eligibility requirement, but we'll just pretend he's from Wisconsin or something.

by **empty** on 04 Jul 2007 17:55

Can I toss my hat into the ring to be press secretary? I have experience and there's nothing I like better than spanking a naughty journalist!

doesn't make the world hate or love americans any less? I think the world has gotten the gist that not all Americans support Bush- but when the war first started, travelling overseas was tough- everyone assumed you thought bombing the hell out of people was a good idea.

by **jeffdaweasel** on 04 Jul 2007 18:00

[quote="mtobinjones"]>>>Can I toss my hat into the ring to be press secretary? I have experience and there's nothing I like better than spanking a naughty journalist!<<<[/quote]

I slapped three managing editors and a features reporter just yesterday.

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