Thanks, Tamadude. But I already have a fantasy life and imaginary friends in the sky:
http://www.amazon.com/Firefly-Complete- ... 681&sr=1-1
I don't advertise door-to-door to convince people how great it is, either.
I actually prefer Patton Oswalt's take on celebrating birthdays:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000YN ... 3&sr=103-1