STEWART COPELAND

by **TheEqualizer** on 21 Aug 2007 21:33

That's right, "Kool." I was trying to translate from Copelandiaese to English.

by **TheEqualizer** on 21 Aug 2007 21:38

"Kool" translated into LueAnnese: "C~~l"
"Kool" translated into Stingoese: "The absence of urine and sadness"

by **Divemistress of the Dark** on 21 Aug 2007 21:38

Heh. There was a thread started a few months back (by t7) called something like "Rumors about KK" and people went crazy coming up with various funny slogans. (You still see some of them in avatars..."Superman wears Klark Kent pajamas," "All your base are belong to Stewart," etc.)

Anyway, one of them was "Stewart Copeland will always be cooler than you," which was bandied about as a semi-official slogan for t-shirts or whatnot for a while.

So it's not just you, EQ. Dunno how he does it, but he's cool in all the right ways (one of the fan-friendliest musicians ever, for example...He's also very fashion forward, yet without appearing to be trying too hard. I say he hands the smackdown to many musicians half his age, and always will.)

by **policerule** on 21 Aug 2007 21:39

[quote="TheEqualizer"]Wow. Such deep, thoughtful analysis from TheEqualizer. :wink:

[/quote]

hey, it works! it's a great collective term. you don't have to scour the dictionary for a better adjective to describe the man. he's just cool. period.

nicely done

by **Kalypso** on 21 Aug 2007 21:53

You Are Born With "It".
Reason: genetic and probably a fine education (Hitler sis included).
The Kool is something you either have, or not, in which case you are a poseur. The Kool enters a room and he's the only one in it.

Haves:
Stew
Bowie
Sting (I have to hand it to him, till the lute)
Slash
Frankie
Dave Grohl
John Entwistle
Taylor Hawkins
Carl Barat
Mark Lanegan
Paul Weller
Clapton
Steve W.
Bjork
Keef
Billy Joe

Have nots
Bono
Sting (after the lute)
Sammy Hagar
Billy Idol
Vince Neil
Tommy Lee
Tom Hanks
Pete Doherty
Shaun Ryder
Liam Gallagher

Etc Etc until the bottom (BritLohanParis)

by **TheEqualizer** on 21 Aug 2007 21:59

Bono proves that wearing sunglasses all the time does not make you cool or kool <ducks and hides from mobs of U2 fans that regularly browse this site>

(before you come after me with your torches, remember that I'm just a 6 yr old girl

)

by **Kalypso** on 21 Aug 2007 22:09

Is the Beautiful Mrs. Equa around?

I.LOVE.YOU!! FInally somebody who sees through that SOB impostor!!!

by **Three over Four** on 21 Aug 2007 22:16

Why all the hate towards Boner.....err Bono....my bad.

by **Kalypso** on 21 Aug 2007 22:20

I know from an undisputable source that he is a fucking hypocrite. I almost believed him before that.

by **Lynne** on 21 Aug 2007 22:26

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]Heh. There was a thread started a few months back (by t7) called something like "Rumors about KK" and people went crazy coming up with various funny slogans. (You still see some of them in avatars..."Superman wears Klark Kent pajamas," "All your base are belong to Stewart," etc.)[/quote]

Sockii made a superb "All your base are belong to Stewart Copeland" avatar, which my LiveJournal personality uses. True confession: it's the background on my mobile phone too. The collision of disparate fandoms makes me laugh!

by **irishrose1969** on 21 Aug 2007 23:23

EQ I freaking Love your signature man...that rocks. Great job. Who Hoo.

We all need cool slogans for Stew like yours.

by **Kalypso** on 21 Aug 2007 23:27

Kool: The Presence of Cucumber and Lemon.
I asked my husband which musician would he think "cool"
Answer: Clapton or Mick Jagger.
And who would be uncool, i asked.
Well, he answered, few are pompous like Sting!
OWNAGE!!!! :lol:

by **TheEqualizer** on 21 Aug 2007 23:27

I'd like to take credit for my signature, but I stole it from someone kooler than me on this forum (who still is not kooler than Stewart, of course).

by **Divemistress of the Dark** on 21 Aug 2007 23:30

there are some women who are kool, too. In my book the undisputed queen is Neko Case, but there's also Chrissie Hynde, Debbie Harry et al.

by **Kalypso** on 21 Aug 2007 23:39

Nobody as cool as my idol and mentor KIM DEAL.
She even inspired a song "Cool as Kim Deal".
Chrissie Hynde / cool
RedSonja/Superkool
Kate Bush/SuperKool
Tori/SuperKool
Alison Krauss/Kool
Emmilou Harris/Kool
Melissa AdM/UltraKool
Cyndi Lauper/Kool
Yoko/Kool

Debbie Harry / notsocool
(the middle - great photos but close up...nothing to write home about)

Def. not cool....
Unfortunately the choice is ample and wide.
Just some names:
Cher
Sheryl Crow
Madonna
Liz Phair
Fiona Apple
Lita Ford
Belinda Carlyle
Janet Jackson
Whitney Houston
Fergie (!!!!!)

STEWART COPELAND

SC @ Guitar Center 8/16/07... A good time was had by all!!

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