Hi STEWART!

[Lynne]

I like Chatchka's strategy. Here's my threat, STEWART: I can drone on and on and on and on and on ... about the government policies and economic incentives that led to the current financial crisis, and how we saw historical antecedents in the South Sea Bubble, the Mississippi Bubble, and the Dutch Tulip Bubble in the 17th century in Europe.

Don't make me do this; it's not pretty when an academic drivels on. Ask my husband.

[policerule]

[quote="DirtyMartini"][quote="smudge"][quote="giovanni"]I'm everywhere, I'm The Gio, and I'm The Bastard...[/quote]

I think that would look very good on a t-shirt. [/quote]

I'd buy that.

It's like a song lyric.[/quote]


A very good one at that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8W_4gd5aI


Loooove the t-shirt idea. I don't have enough custom t-shirts!

[Schmaffy]

[quote="Lynne"]I like Chatchka's strategy. Here's my threat, STEWART: I can drone on and on and on and on and on ... about the government policies and economic incentives that led to the current financial crisis, and how we saw historical antecedents in the South Sea Bubble, the Mississippi Bubble, and the Dutch Tulip Bubble in the 17th century in Europe.

Don't make me do this; it's not pretty when an academic drivels on. Ask my husband.[/quote]

Believe me, she can. I slept with her, I know.

[samburusunset]

[quote="Schmaffy"][quote="Lynne"]I like Chatchka's strategy. Here's my threat, STEWART: I can drone on and on and on and on and on
Don't make me do this; it's not pretty when an academic drivels on. Ask my husband.[/quote]

Believe me, she can. I slept with her, I know. [/quote]


Is there anyone you haven't slept with ya' Slutter (Nutter slut)??

Or is it slutty Nutter? Whichever.

[Schmaffy]

[quote="samburusunset"]Is there anyone you haven't slept with ya' Slutter (Nutter slut)?? Or is it slutty Nutter? Whichever.[/quote]


Ask me again Sunday morning.

[TeresaV]

A slutty-nutter!! Or nutty-slutter!!!

Classic!

[English-lion]

[quote="Chatchka"] ETA AGAIN: This is it! I have it! STEWART, if you don't post, I will be forced to ramble on about our annoyingly detailed beer supply strategy Chez Casa Van Alsburg.

ETA Ad Nauseum: Seriously, STEWART. Don't force me to stray into boring stories about parenting. I have to keep that small talk going in my real life. Let's keep it about sex, drugs and, rock and roll around here. Don't make me do it. man. I'll tell the Disney World poop story. I will. NOW POST, DAMMIT, POST! CHRIST ON A BIKE, SAVE US ALL FROM THE DISNEY WORLD POOP STORY!![/quote]

[quote="Lynne"]I like Chatchka's strategy. Here's my threat, STEWART: I can drone on and on and on and on and on ... about the government policies and economic incentives that led to the current financial crisis, and how we saw historical antecedents in the South Sea Bubble, the Mississippi Bubble, and the Dutch Tulip Bubble in the 17th century in Europe.

Don't make me do this; it's not pretty when an academic drivels on. Ask my husband.[/quote]

ummm nothing yet I think you'll have to start

[Chatchka]

First, I'm really pissed. Schmaffy, how come you never slept with me?! What, aren't my grammar well enough?! Slutty-nutter, indeed. Harrumph.

Second, Which horribly boring drivel do you want most, EL? Disney World Poop or Bubbling Dutch Tulips? Perhaps we should take a poll. (Stewart, you realize that letting this continue can't be good for the public image of this board, right? A simple post could avert this disaster.)

Third, Lynne, I love you for thinking that I had a strategy. Next time we are all together, I want to sleep with you! Or, at least go shopping again, and I promise not to wear flats.

Fourth, STEWART, I'm trying to give you another chance here. But, seriously, I know a simply horrifying joke that my father tells everyone. It is just SO bad. Worse than a groaner. It is so bad, it just leaves people in stunned silence.

Fifth, No thanks. No fifths of anything required. I'm still working my way through the new keg. Check with me later though.

[Divemistress of the Dark]

(trying to think up something that makes people's eyes glaze over when I start up...

usually it involves the Discovery Channel.

Actually, today's Amelia Earhart day! Can tell you, um, a whole bunch about the awesome female pilot.

Titanic. Egypt. Sharks. If it gets a lot of air time on Channel 39, I'm into it.)

[visions]

Please take pity on them Stewart

for the sanity of us all

pretty please with sugar on top

with whipped cream and a cherry

nuts of course

the only subject i could talk about all day is...................































YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! and some more

ask my family

by the way dude we miss you

[shyvixen]

Don't make me start talking about the exciting world of government publications Stewart! I can put everyone on this forum into a coma in no time at all.

And I'm just boring enough to do it!

[smax]

yes, stewart: there are have been some interesting proposals for youth sentencing guidelines in the magistrates courts... don't make me do it!

or the story of my extension which took two years to erect! and the entendre as interesting as it gets....

[smudge]

If it is of any help I'd be delighted to contribute tales of recalcitrant network servers, and changes to bonding arrangements for UK based tour operators.

[luddite lady]

I'll start conjugating irregular French verbs. There's a damn lot of them and I know 'em all!

[smudge]

[quote="luddite lady"]I'll start conjugating irregular French verbs. There's a damn lot of them and I know 'em all![/quote]

That sounds almost useful...