by tenstrings on 17 Jul 2007 11:40
"ring, ring"
Vinnie: "Hello?"
Stewart: "<squalk> (cough) Vinnie?"
Vinnie: "Yes?"
Stewart: "Can you cover for me tonight? (cough) <squalk>"
Vinnie: "The Detroit show?"
Stewart: <squalk> "Yes, I'm not feeling well. (cough)"
Vinnie: "Sure thing Stewart. Just let me call Sting."
"ring, ring"
Sting: "Hello?"
Vinnie: "Sting, it's Vinnie. Hey, listen, Stewart is not feeling well and he wants me to cover for him tonight."
Sting: "Is he nervous about playing the Palace. I know it's intimidating for a lot of musicians..."
Vinnie: "No, I think he's worried about turning into a green blob."
Sting: "OH, a legitimate concern! Well... As long as you have the wig, dress and high heels on, I don't think anyone will notice. Do you need any lipstick?"
Vinnie: "Yes"
Sting: "Ask Stewart for his."
Vinnie: "He's out."
Sting: "You can use mine then."
Vinnie: "Thanks, Sting. You're the best!"
Sting: "I know, I know."
Who are you calling a Cottonheaded Ninnie Muggins!?!