[quote="giovanni"]hm...what's a bootleg?[/quote]
Silly rabbit, that's where you live!
[quote="Stephen"] I can hear the security guard now... "Excuse me, Sir, but why are you carrying a box of tampons? And is that a bra your wearing?"[/quote]
If you do that, You. Are. A W E S O M E. But you do know that the bra goes beneath your clothes, don't you?
Come on, Stephen! You can't tell me that you boys can't come up with *some* kind of anatomically advantageous plan with which to buck the system. As long as you're not wearing Stewart's old nut crunchers, you're bound to find a useful crevice down there somewhere.
(My thanks to whomever it was on AUI from whom I stole the phrase "nut crunchers." )