STEWART COPELAND

by **DirtyMartini** on 16 May 2008 23:46

This (rather e.e.cummings-esque) text just in from Chatchka, 7:44 pm EST:

So the taxi driver
called him albert
costello
So far
Something I don't knw
Then pump
Write the book
Something new
Great venue
Feels intimate
despite size
Just b

by **DirtyMartini** on 16 May 2008 23:48

From Chatchka, 7:47 pm EST:

Bought crapload of merch
Shouldn't be allowed
whan dirnking
Want more

[Yes, I do believe Chatch has been dirnking a bit. Heh.]

by **animal** on 16 May 2008 23:53

[quote="DirtyMartini"]From Chatchka, 7:47 pm EST:

Bought crapload of merch
Shouldn't be allowed
whan dirnking
Want more

[Yes, I do believe Chatch has been dirnking a bit. Heh.][/quote]

This could be the funniest report ever, trying to translate drunk texts.
:lol:

by **empty** on 16 May 2008 23:58

txt #1 there is a lot of drinking going on

Followed by:

Slur shtewart

Followed by:
Elvis kicking ass
love new material

by **nancyrose** on 17 May 2008 00:00

I love it!! Sounds like we are off to the races!!

I'm gonna have to pour myself a dirnk and toast that gril!!

by **mrs.adams** on 17 May 2008 00:00

flag Minnon report...
E is ready with the flag-great shirt, shoes & family!
Mrs. Adams has pens, extra plastic bags shoved in purse & is ready to receive...

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 00:01

[quote="empty"]txt #1 there is a lot of drinking going on[/quote]

Haha. Drunken texts in tandem.

In Chatchka's defense -- or perhaps the opposite -- when we were chatting a few minutes before she went to her seat, she and Mr. Chatchka had just been handed beers that she described as being "as big as pitchers."

ETA: Yay, mrs.adams! Thank you for checking in!

by **IndyGirl** on 17 May 2008 00:02

I like these up to the minute text messages.

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 00:12

From Chatchka, 8:13 pm:

Sting out for aloson

by **mrs.adams** on 17 May 2008 00:13

Allison

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 00:14

Chatchka, 8:13 pm:

Same fucking la$e shiert as ny prwss conf

[Uh, anyone? I got nothin'.]

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 00:16

Chatchka, 8:14 pm:

Good harmnoy long and strong

Chatchka, 8:16:

Voice strong
Bodes well for
tojurzilla
No spell check
Domnt give a fuck

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.]

by **sockii** on 17 May 2008 00:17

Drunk texts are the best.

by **nancyrose** on 17 May 2008 00:18

[quote="DirtyMartini"]Chatchka, 8:13 pm:

Same fucking la$e shiert as ny prwss conf

[Uh, anyone? I got nothin'.][/quote]

I'm guessing Sting's wearing the blue shirt????

by **policefan** on 17 May 2008 00:20

[quote="nancyrose] I'm guessing Sting's wearing the blue shirt????[/quote]

Is he wearing that fugly hat too? :wink:

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