WHAT IF: FOOS Presented STEW STOCK!

[Divemistress of the Dark]

I'd fucking *walk* from here to L.A. to see Stewart play with Mike Watt.

On stilts.

Jesus. My brain may explode just thinking about it...

(I'd fellate Al D'Amato. I'd listen to Ben Bernanke talk for an hour. I'd pierce my nose with a Bic pen...

OK, maybe not all this stuff...but you gotta admit, it'd be REALLY FREAKIN' COOL.)

ETA: Just clicked that Coachella link. I'm gonna be sorry I didn't go to this show. I really thought about it...I've never seen McCartney....was just trying to save money. But Christ almighty - he played tributes to Lennon before "Day in the Life"?!

I really wish I had this decision to make over again.