by Chatchka on 08 Apr 2009 18:57
Saw a t-shirt at Target that made me realize it was time for some more folklore. Apologies if these are repeats, and some of them are a little lame.
Stewart Copeland can sneeze with his eyes open.
Before he goes on stage, Stewart Copeland breaks someone else's leg for good luck. (HAH!)
Stewart Copeland was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
Stewart Copeland's heart beats once every week. (Hmmm, well...he is big-hearted.)
It never rains on Stewart Copeland.
Stewart Copeland has no doors in his house, only walls he walks through.
Stewart Copeland can grate fresh parmesan cheese with his beard. (Or, perhaps he uses Sting's beard for that.)
Stewart Copeland can turn back time simply by staring at a clock and flexing. (Pointing, maybe?)
Stewart Copeland won a staring contest with Medusa.
If you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Stewart Copeland appears.
Go Club Tama -- Balls OUT!!!!!