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DOES EVERYONE STARE
From The Police 'Reggatta De Blanc' album (1979)
Stewart's irony
I would like to make some considerations about Stewart’s wit. I guess you all have visited the interviews page, so you have certainly realized what a brilliant and sometimes funny speaker Stewart is. He is no doubt a man of great wit and this is recognizable, of course, in his songs too. Let’s examine some of them.
In most of the songs written by Stewart for The Police his irony leaps out at the listener. Irony, however, gives a double meaning to the words or the statements uttered because the speaker who uses it is thinking of a double audience: the people who will immediately understand the real meaning of the message and the ones who will misunderstand it. The speaker employs a sort of “double talk” because s/he relies not only on the target’s linguistic competences, but above all on a shared patrimony of knowledge.
The two songs written by Stewart for Reggatta De Blanc deal with a man’s daily problems. Both On Any Other Day and Does Everyone Stare are in first person narrative, with a large use of descriptive language, which helps the listener to imagine the situation:
I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date
I'm in a cold sweat, I panic, and it makes me late
I knew you never asked for this
I know
My shots will always misfire
My shots will always miss
Does everyone stare this way at you?
I only look this way at you
I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date
I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late
I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone
I let it ring twice before I chicken out and decide you're not at home
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
I never noticed the size of my feet
Until I kicked you in the shins
Will you ever forgive me
For the shape I'm in
For the shape I'm in
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start
I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this
I can see I'm not your type and my shot will always miss
[Always miss]
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you

Does Everyone Stare, on the other hand, has a more tragic tone: feelings of inadequacy pervade the whole song and this is particularly evident in the massive use of the interrogative form. It may be considered one of the rare love songs written by Stewart, but even so he can’t but saying something grotesque : “I never noticed the size of my feet / Until I kicked you in the shins…”. This feature is common to another love song written by Stewart as Klark Kent, Love Lessons...
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